Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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