What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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