A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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