- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

it was all Tagart

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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