- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

irish man drinking john smiths

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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