the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

My spelling is horrible

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Julian Ha.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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