- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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