- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Pickles

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

whats my name? Matt

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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