- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

it was all Tagart

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

the economy.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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