A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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