- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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