- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??