- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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