In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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