- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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