Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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