- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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