- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why can't jokes spit?

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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