What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Brain fart

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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