NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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