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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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