knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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