- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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