Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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