- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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