- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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