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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Barack Obama.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

what is 3+3= 8

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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