What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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women's rights.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Anti Joke

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