- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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