- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

The chickens have become self-aware!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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