- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Gay republicans

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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