- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

your mum

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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