Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

William wright is Gay

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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