- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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