- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Where can I apply for janitor school?

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Tilt your screen back .

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

I love alchohol!

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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