What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

sucks Syntax...

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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