- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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