- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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