- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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