What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Donald Trump

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

seek beauty

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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