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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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