theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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