- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why is the ground wet It rained

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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