- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Jeff

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

PENIS that is all

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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