- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Black people.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

irish man drinking john smiths

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Dyslexia ruels!

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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