- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Charlie Sheen

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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