Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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your mum

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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