- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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