So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

thumb_up thumb_down -2

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops