- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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