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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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