- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

women's rights.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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