- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A house comes around the corner.

wenis

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

anti-joke.com

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Sloths

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??