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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Whats green? The color green.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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