why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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