- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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