- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

wenis

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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