Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

every knight i see an owl at window

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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