- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

batman has diarrhea

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