- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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