A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What's your guys names?

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Pickles are moist.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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