- Anti Joke

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.