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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Anti Joke

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