- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Yanter, Look it up

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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