- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

womans having rights.

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