- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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