Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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