A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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