- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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