Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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