A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

This is not a joke.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

whats black and strange a paki

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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