A man walks into a vagina

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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I'm HIV positive.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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