Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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