- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

a person who will soon die of beeties

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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