Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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boobs!

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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outside your comfort zone

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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