- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Justin beiber comment if u get it

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How old are you? 7

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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