Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Who wants water? I do.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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eh

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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