- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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