Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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