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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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