What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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eh

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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