- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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