How about that airline food?

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Anti Joke

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