- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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