- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Neither did she.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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