- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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