- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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