- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Micheal Curran...that is all.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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