A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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