Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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