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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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