Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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