How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Indians

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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