- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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