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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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