Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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