- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's your blood type? Red.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

tea with milk?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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