- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither did she.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Sex

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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