Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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