- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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