- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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