- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's your blood type? Red.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

tea with milk?

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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