What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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