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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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