Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A man walks into a bar

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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