What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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João Duarte reads this.

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