There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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