Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Women's Rights..

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A man walks into a bar

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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