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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A man did not like this site

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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