What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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matt is fat

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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