- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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