What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What fires shots? A gun

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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123 f*ck off

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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bite me

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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