- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A chicken walked into the bar...

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A man walks into a bar

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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