what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Who wants water? I do.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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