- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

GOODBYE

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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