- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

A bar walks into a man

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Knock knock. Its open.

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