- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

So a horse walks into a barn.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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