Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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