What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Who wants water? I do.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

a person who will soon die of beeties

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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