- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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