A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

I'm HIV positive.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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