- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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