Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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black people swimming

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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