What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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