- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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