What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

stinky boner

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

womens rights

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

a blind man walks into a wall

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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