- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A house comes around the corner.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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