knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Once upon a time a was born

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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