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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

A house comes around the corner.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

So one time there was this woman learning...

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?