- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

oh hey.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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