So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

who do we all like george goodburn

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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