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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

The chickens have become self-aware!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

So one time there was this woman learning...

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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