- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Justin Beiber

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Loperson

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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