- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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