A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

How high is the sky? True or False

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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