- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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