- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Yo Momma is not fat.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What is older than history?

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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