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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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