- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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