What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Yanter, Look it up

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Sloths

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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